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• jvl - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  Looks like it was designed *by* a motorbike

• Amandtec - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  I know the guy who will buy this. He buys anything and everything that looks like it was designed by a motorbike.

• Peskarik - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  So it will be very loud all the time and burn your fingers 5 minutes into the start

• drexnx - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  now we just need one with a giant GSX-R logo emblazoned on the back

• smilingcrow - Friday, January 10, 2020 - link

  They could offer that as a deluxe version which has the GSX-R logo screen-burnt into an OLED panel.

• jabber - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  Erm it's some decals? That laptop has as much in common with a motorbike as I do with a combine harvester. Stick a fancy badge on it and charge 25% extra. But, 12000 muppets to buy it.

• boeush - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  Hey, don't knock the commonality between people and combine harvesters. They can both be, like, super cereal.

• jabber - Friday, January 10, 2020 - link

  Yeah I guess combines have feelings too.

• timecop1818 - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  Corse? More like Corpse. As in, this shit's DOA.

• mode_13h - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  You shouldn't judge it until you hear the exhaust note of the fan, or feel the rumble of its subwoofer under your fingertips.

• mode_13h - Thursday, January 9, 2020 - link

  Also, you should feel the rush of air from the fan, like wind through your hair. And experience how the shock of its blindingly bright display jerks you back in your seat.